one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher
I actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don’t know why but I just really, really do.
sometimes I feel sad that we don’t have emojis in real life but then I remember we have actual faces
all i want is pizza and a relationship is that too much to ask for
I really like u but you are an ocean and I’m just a more impressive ocean with cooler and stronger sharks
Way to go Orlando
This is never going to get old
*looks in a mirror* you again